Maybe I should say part five. In my previous article I mentioned several ways in which Americans are in denial about the 2016 presidential election. But wait! There’s more! I don’t sleep much when I remember to take my meds, so I have lots of time to read and watch the news, in spite of myself.
If you are and were a rabid Clinton supporter, or possibly a rabid Trump supporter, click over to someone else’s blog now. You will not like what you’re about to read. It’s just not pretty, no matter which side you look at it from. (Take that, grammar Nazis! For you non-grammar-Nazis, the rule was “a preposition is something one should never end a sentence with.”) I didn’t like any of the candidates, and I’ll decline to let ANYONE know who I voted for. You can guess, and I won’t confess. But I voted. I’ll confess, this article is pissing ME off even as I write. I know where this is going, so after I finish it, if I decide to post it, I’m going to be so upset I’ll have to go somewhere else myself just to get away from it. And there’s a few beers in the fridge waiting,unless I resort to my standby vodka. Shit. I’m almost out of vodka. So, beer then.
Why am I resorting to alcohol? Because, friends, America is fucked, and it’s not Trump’s or Pence’s fault, not Clinton’s fault, not Obama’s fault, not Putin’s fault, not Kim Jong’s fault, not Hassan Rouhani’s fault, not even Theresa May’s nor Benjamin Netanyahu’s nor Jorge Mario Bergoglio’s fault. It’s our fault. We’re fucked, because too many Americans are fucking idiots. Obama, Clinton, Pence, and Trump, may well be fucking idiots, but it’s not their faults. Shakespeare wrote, “The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars (celebrities, well-known wealthy people, well-hidden wealthy people, politicians), but in ourselves, that we are underlings.” Of course, when he spoke of stars, he meant our fortunes as supposedly spelled out by the relative positions and interpreted meanings of the celestial bodies. But I mean to say that politicians do not bear the full blame for the shit America is in.
It’s your fault, it’s my fault, as citizens of this nation, that we have chosen between two Americans who best represented America.
In Clinton we have a woman for all women (and some men), someone powerful and opinionated, who stands up for a woman’s right not to be bothered with the potential impact a man might make in her life whether he’s good or not, a right to make choices and damn the consequences for anyone who might get in her way, a right to decide whether to live for herself or live for others or to try for a little of both. She takes charge and makes choices and listens to her own heart and pursues her own dreams, and occasionally she forgives herself if she might not be able to hear someone else’s heart or consider someone else’s possible dreams over the importance of her own heart’s drumbeat. (Subtle, ain’t I?) She forgives others (she didn’t murder Bill, did she now?) unless they’re irredeemably deplorable people, and when she makes a “mistake,” she thinks a little forgiveness isn’t too much to ask. A woman for all women, she had enough mystique (charisma, intrigue, scandal, lies, money, fame, and ambition) to represent the we we could be if we had enough money, ambition, fame, and just enough of a lack of moral principles. She has the experience as a stateswoman and is accustomed to making deals where you accept what you can get and deal with the negatives as you can. She unified people who most closely aligned with her principles, good or evil, and some of us stood with her.
You can call me a misogynist, despite your knowledge of my love for all women in general and my wife in specific, because I blamed Mrs Clinton at least in part, for her husband’s well known (and it’s certain, many not well known) lapses of moral character. Bottom line, it was his fault and his choice, and his stupidity. But. If a woman commits in marriage to a man, she commits to care for him and encourage him, by any means. I don’t know what went on behind closed doors, but there were evident problems. I’m sorry if you don’t like other people’s opinions when they’re different than yours, but I believe, (let the metaphor be heard) if a woman sets the gourmet meal of all his favorite foods in front of him (and he should do the same for her) and lets him pick what he likes often enough at home, he won’t be as likely to go out sneaking to the shitty little fast-food burger joints around town. If you cook, but you never cook something he really likes, he’s eventually going to crave it enough to go elsewhere to have it. You don’t have to be a master chef, you just have to try the recipe even if all the ingredients aren’t just like on the cooking shows. He’ll be happy, and your cooking will improve with practice. It’s out there now, so I expect I’ve lost readers for saying it. If I made you mad, remember, I told you not to read it. If I made you quit following my blog, fuck off and read someone who writes better than me; I know damn well there are a LOT of better writers. If I do apologize, it’s only for writing as though a specific set of readers would actually read this article. I wrote it that way, I’m calling them idiots, but most of my actual readers aren’t. So since you’re not an idiot, don’t take offense when I call the people I’m writing about, idiots. They are, you’re not. Sorry in advance.
In Trump we have a man for all men (and some women), someone powerful and opinionated, who stands proudly and builds an empire. He stands up for himself and promises to stand up for our country, and not let anyone take any unfair advantage of us. If someone wants to come to America and respect American laws and culture and heritage, maybe even make friends and come over to the house, there’s no problem. We’ll share our grilled steaks and a few beers, but if someone wants to sneak in through a side window in the dark and steal our shit, that’s a different matter. Trump fearlessly, thoughtlessly and selfishly spoke, seeming like he was almost deliberately trying to piss people off. And yet we know he’s right. He’s right that we need to figure out what to do about people who want to come to America and kill us, but wrong in his proposed approach to that defense. Not all illegal aliens crossing illegally into the United States over the border with Mexico are criminal rapist drug dealers. Most of them are hard workers who just want an opportunity and haven’t figured out how to do it the legal way. But some drugs come from Mexico. The very act of sneaking across the border without proper documentation or declaration of intent makes the one who does this a criminal in the eyes of our current law. And occasionally an illegal alien from Mexico or some other country turns out to be a psychopathic perro who doesn’t want to shit in his own back yard. Not all Muslims seeking to get into the United States are bent on destroying heathen American lives, and peace amid the illusion of safety, even if it costs them their own lives as a sacrifice to their god. But occasionally one Muslim, or another, or a couple, (or an alleged Christ follower, or a group) goes rogue due to overly dogmatic doctrine, doing things contrary to what most say is “mainstream.” They’re called “radical.” Both Muslim and Pseudo-Christian terrorists call themselves “conservative,” and say their interpretations and applications of their sacred texts are correct and justified. In actual fact, a person or group perpetrating run-of-the-mill crime OR hate crime are just fucking criminal, that’s all. And there’s really no way to know who might do what next. We’ve seen what the so-called “sleeper cells” have done in Paris, and Nice, France, Belgium, England, and what a single attacker did in Canada as well as what a sleeper cell was plotting in Canada. Occasionally even Americans do some pretty stupid things for a cause, however misguided. While they may feel like their motive is for a greater good, their actions are just criminal. (Thanks, NC NOW, for the insightful article) Do NOT try to tell me that a true Christ-follower would ignore His commandments , instructions, and teachings (footnote to the last link: mainstream Jews of Jesus’ day hated Samaritans). Why the idiots in the KKK were allowed to announce an endorsement is beyond my comprehension. Why they don’t abhor their own souls for their inherent hatred of others Now, I’m not saying we can’t respectfully disagree, discuss, and debate. But IMHO, any unprovoked murderous attack “in the Name of Jesus” is not done in the name of MY Jesus. It’s just done by someone who wants to discredit His real message, or prove they’re an asshole. I’m sure many peace-loving Muslims feel the same about radicals who call themselves Muslim.
Trump doesn’t play a character on TV trying to appeal to the broadest cross section possible. He’s the same guy he’s always been. An irritating braggart who still manages to be very rich and very successful. He welcomes opportunity, and when opportunity comes along, he grabs life by the pussy and rides it until he gets what he wants. He’s an unapologetic, brash, loud, proud idiot. He’s the we we all would be if we had his finances, his persistence, his luck, and his lack of good manners and tact. He offered this leadership style to America, standing on the proof of his wealth, power, and success, and some of us invested.
And why did it come down to these two? Because, American voters: We’re idiots. We damn well knew the character of both of these people, and yet those are the two we chose, out of fucking 321,420,000.
So the election is over, and one side didn’t win. And in the modern era, what does that mean? Protesters, because we’re idiots. Clinton understands the election laws, the election process, and knows how to gracefully and lawfully step aside when she lost the electoral college vote. Her concession speech evidenced her understanding and surprising grace. Trump wasn’t prepared to accept a loss, but Clinton handled herself with perfect poise and dignity, and issued a call for unity.
So what do Americans do? Act out in a temper-tantrum of civil disobedience and rioting against Clinton’s clear instructions. Dumbasses. Go home, you’re not doing what your leader says, so who exactly are you following? You’re as bad a hypocrite as the self-proclaimed “Christ-followers” who do the violence and terrorism and shit. And you delude yourself into thinking you’re doing something positive, but you’re a criminal. She said:
…we must accept this result and then look to the future.
Donald Trump is going to be our president. We owe him an open mind and the chance to lead. Our constitutional democracy enshrines the peaceful transfer of power and we don’t just respect that, we cherish it. It also enshrines other things. The rule of law, the principle that we are all equal in rights and dignity, freedom of worship and expression. We respect and cherish these values, too, and we must defend them.
Clinton supporters denied that Trump told the truth about the broken Electoral process, and now they’re upset about the results. Trump said it was broken, and if you’re a Clinton supporter I would bet you believe him now. You have as your scapegoat the electoral college. Except that the electoral college is national, constitutional law. Clinton is aware of this, and in the name of respect for the law and the love of peace, she told her people that she’s now going to support Trump as President, and her followers should do the same, and do the good they would have if she had won. I was very impressed she included Galatians 6:9 in her speech. I was impressed by the tone of acceptance and peace.
I was unimpressed (and sadly, not the least bit surprised) to hear the pride of Trump, in himself, no mention of any Bible or any other sacred text of any kind, and only a last-minute inclusion of gratitude to Pence, who may be one of few reasons why Trump somehow won. No, it’s very clear to those who are really paying attention, that the only person Trump really loves, is himself.
And what’s even worse than Clinton supporters rioting, there are a few too many isolated reports of fucking idiot people claiming to be in Trump’s camp who may or may not be doing or saying hateful, racist, homophobic, islamophobic (or any other religio-phobia), ignorant, criminal things. Vandalism, terrorism, assault? Fuck you. This is why he didn’t really want the endorsement from the fucking KKK.
Go home and stop doing your hateful, shitty, criminal acts. You’re idiots. You aren’t doing it right, you’re not even following the instructions of the guy you supposedly support. He said:
“Now it is time for America to bind the wounds of division, have to get together. To all Republicans and Democrats and independents across this nation, I say it is time for us to come together as one united people. It is time. I pledge to every citizen of our land that I will be President for all of Americans, and this is so important to me. For those who have chosen not to support me in the past, of which there were a few people, I’m reaching out to you for your guidance and your help so that we can work together and unify our great country.”
You aren’t doing any of this.
Instead, you’re in this for yourselves and you’re worse than the stupidity of Trump’s campaign trail foolishness, and multiplying it by several thousand. Trump said offensive things before and during the campaign. If the charges are truthful, he DID offensive things before the campaign. Trump offended practically everyone and still won the electoral college vote even though Clinton apparently won the popular vote (but not by much).
It’s a Civics lesson, kids. We’re by and large idiots, because most don’t even know how it works, and we’re idiots because we don’t realize this: The electoral college was conceived not because of poor communication, but because all the way back in the 1790s the leaders knew the average uneducated American peasant wasn’t very bright, so the popular vote may not always be the best choice for America. The Electoral College is the failsafe to prevent the ignorant American commoner from fucking up the country, and the ignorant American commoner is us.
We can undo the 12th constitutional amendment, but the rioting in the streets is sad evidence we can’t undo ignorance. Repealing a constitutional amendment has been done before. They repealed prohibition, thank God. It’s a simple procedure but it takes time and either a significant vote by Congress-both House AND Senate, or an even more sweeping call by State legislatures. Prohibition’s repeal was done by the State process, but that was a hugely popular idea. It would take a long time to do the State process for Clinton. And Congress moves even slower. After it’s done, we’d probably be too late to undo Trump. It requires either a National Convention or a Congressional proposal And if we did, it wouldn’t undo what the current electoral college has decided for America. It wouldn’t allow retroactive installation of Clinton even if she did win the popular vote. She didn’t win by a high enough majority to undo the constitution. It would probably take longer than 4 years to amend the constitution, even if it did ultimately pass.
In other news of ignorance, I’m hearing about a possible Presidential pardon of Clinton by Obama before he leaves office. Except that’s nonsense because it would imply Clinton is lying when she says she hasn’t done anything wrong. If Trump makes good on his campaign promise to investigate Clinton, what will he find out? We know of a trail of several and varied scandals that Clinton’s had her hand in, from Watergate to hostagegate. $400M and we only got 4 of our 8 hostages set free. Can Obama write a pardon like a blank check, that exonerates her without implicating her? Can Clinton get that carte blanche for anything that might be discovered without confessing what she’s done? And if that happens, and then we do discover something, are we allowed to riot in the streets until Clinton is un-pardoned? Should Obama be investigated? Of both Clinton AND Obama, one wonders what skeletons we’d find in their closets that aren’t recently put away halloween decorations. Would we want their smug smiles slapping down the papers that officially forgives them for anything they’ve done that was against the law? And would we be content with letting them get off scott-free for what they did?
Not that I have the time to riot. I have to work so I can stay, just barely, above poverty, at least until any new minimum wage hikes start. If that happens, then I’m back to the lower end of the poverty scale, because whatever the new minimum wage is, that’s the new poverty. I’ve worked a long time at keeping a job so I could earn more than that, and I’d rather the politicians, or worse, the American people, NOT push me back down to the bottom. Fucking idiots.
Is 4 AM too late to have a beer? Or is it too early?