It’s 5 AM. I woke up because my laptop was making noise I wasn’t expecting, finishing a video I didn’t know I had started watching, one of those idiotic play lists that goes forever even when you’re bored. I had gotten bored with the video I was watching after it ended, and left the laptop with the window still open, distracted with other things and people. It still happens in spite of the new treatment plan I started last year.
I started the coffee and realized I was absolutely starving, so I put down some toast. I shut off the idiot video and I won’t refer you to it. If it streamed at all normal, it would have been playing by midnight last night when I think I fell asleep. But no, the computer was quiet until 5:00 AM. UGH. I’m going to pour some coffee. If I had an eidetic memory I’d tell you how many cups I’ve ever had, but I can’t. But I CAN tell you about another milestone in my life.
Sorry KIMKASUALTY for the basically shit resolution of this image. But you get the honorable mention and the referral because WordPress acknowledges follower 301, not follower 300, Austin L. Wiggins. But welcome, everyone. And I’m sorry. You’re all wonderfully supportive and I appreciate you. 300 followers may not seem like many to a GOOD blogger, but to me, it feels like a lot.
I don’t quite understand why people would to read my crap, so reaching the milestone number of 300 followers is a pleasant mystery to me. I’ve blogged on and off since February 9, 2015. I started on a random day, my blog’s birthday, 2/9/15, with https://nombredelapluma.wordpress.com/2015/02/09/hello-world. Deon Mumple, NombreDeLaPluma. My introduction to the world of blogging was maybe more bold than I usually felt back then. But I wanted to write things down and honestly didn’t want to care if anyone read it or not. I wanted to record things, and in an electronic world, Dear Diary on paper is not quick and efficient. Plus, the outlet to my emotions is, I’m told, a healthier alternative than worsening depression, the end of which, you know.
Let’s be honest. There are, as I always assert, a LOT of writers who are SO much better than I. Sure, there are writers who aren’t, but who the fuck am I to be the judge of that? So I hope I’ve never drawn undue attention to your grammar, punctuation, or usage, unless it was me trying to be funny WITH you. I hope I haven’t insulted, offended, or angered anyone, because that’s not what I want to be about. I have my beliefs, which I’ll assert are just as valid as any other person’s beliefs. I have my faith, shaky though it may seem, which I’ll assert is just as valid as anyone else’s faith, or what some may think is a lack of faith. I’ll encourage you to explore my faith, and you can encourage me to explore yours, unless I’ve already done so. I’ll write whatever’s on my mind, whatever I think is interesting or irritating or entertaining or boring, and I hope you’ll do the same
As for faith, I do recall, I’ve looked into two I couldn’t get, and mentioned them once or twice and never got a logical explanation to help me understand how they make sense. But I also didn’t get any comments about my confusion or my logic, positive, or negative. Maybe silence is the loudest expression of wisdom. Believe me, I appreciate silence. I hate the news, I hate the commercials, I hate the loudness, dogs barking, fireworks, unnecessary bullshit.
I wish my computer had let me sleep longer, but because it woke me up, you got this crap in your feed today and again, I apologize most sincerely. When you finish reading this, or when you quit because it bores you, maybe you’ll have time to read something better.
If silence is the loudest expression of wisdom, I may be the world’s biggest fool, but for now, I’ll shut up.