Oh my flying spaghetti monster! now the world will finally know what the hell I’ve been spouting off about when instead of what my mum says is blasphemy, I use omfsm! I pictured the FSM with marinara sauce though. I would love it if there really were an ET that resembled a FSM, but I would also be terrified to see it first hand. Just as everyone who’s ever seen an angel was allegedly terrified until the angel said “fear not.”
What’s the next kind of legalized wedding? Maybe nationwide “weedings” with weeding certificates from the marijuana church. I don’t smoke, but I’m not offended if you do.